Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Yes, people really do this. #ems #jellyfish #golden

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. No one in the medical field ever wants to hear this #leg #knee

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Yes, people really do this. #ems #jellyfish #golden

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Yes, people really do this. #ems #jellyfish #golden

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Yes, people really do this.#ems#jellyfish#golden

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. You’d be surprised how common this is. #ems #eating #talking

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Telling us the whole story is kinda important #ems #story

Real things I've seen as a Paramedic #funny

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Gotta love people’s priorities. #oxygen #ems #blue

Real things I’ve seen as a Paramedic. Gotta love some people’s priorities. #oxygen #ems #blue

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. This was a first…and hopefully last for me. #ems #ice

Real things I’ve heard as a Paramedic. Sometimes, quantity matters.