Haven't had a single worry all day retardmaxxing

Didn't have a single deep thought today retardmaxxing

Got 99 problems but a frontal lobe ain't one retardmaxxing

Didn't have any anxiety or depression since retardmaxxing

Sorry babe I'm retarded

All my friends are retarded

Being retarded makes you more confident than 99% of men

Be retarded because thinking is gay

Start Living. Retardmaxx

Be retarded and fire your therapist

Women only date retards

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